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LIMITED RUN - FIVE SHOWS ONLY!
Join us for a theatrical revival of Science Fiction cult classic “ALIENS CUT MY HAIR”, a film
shot locally in San Francisco during the 1990s, REMIXED with fresh live
performances in a vacant Castro District storefront.
Showcasing talent both old and new, this production is
a tribute to the radical queers who shape our culture both yesterday &
today, with famed local performers Suppositori Spelling, Veronica
Klaus, Elvis Herselvis, Artist Malcolm Drake, Duplicity Dilemma and many
others.
"Aliens Cut My Hair" is a comedic farce featuring the exploits of an evil stylist ("Trendar") from the Planet Hairdo who gives people non-consensual "lawnmower" haircuts "for Art" and uses hair products to turn her patrons into oversexed Luv Zombie humanoid robot slaves. But when the crew of the Starship Penetrator arrives at the Galactic Hairball things really heat up, as Nurse Lucy realizes that Trendar plans to give Captain Priapus a deadly Miracle Makeover. Is it too late to save the Penetrator?
Based on the 1980s comic strip by Gentry Johnson.
Transformed into film in 1991 by Michael Macintosh.
Extended & Blended with live performances in 2010 by Comfort & Joy!
LIVE CAST INCLUDES:
Trendar............................................ Suppositori Spelling
Doktor Bordello................................ Veda de Voe
Hollow News Network Reporter......... Duplicity Dilemma
Serendipity Jones.............................. F BJ Brown
Cindy Mayweather............................ Artist Malcolm Drake
Pleasurebot...................................... Kale Maerie Soup
Costumes......................................... Danimal
Character Styling.............................. Pink Feather
Galactic Hair Ball Couture................. Jack Davis
Blacklight Set Design........................ Chickpea (Gay Glo)
ORIGINAL CAST (Appearing on Film):
Trendar............................................ Stephen Maxxxine
Dominatrix Ambassador................... Veronica Klaus
Elvis Herselvis................................... Leigh Crow
Nurse Lucy....................................... Lucille Carmichael
Captain Priapus................................ Gentry Johnson
Bif.................................................... Michael Macintosh
(and many more)
Presented as an official Faetopia Festival theatrical series of only 5 shows. "Aliens Cut My Hair" features concessions sponsored by Cafe Flore & Taylor's Tonics.
Free Opening Night Party @ Cafe Flore
Tuesday June 22nd - 10pm (after the show)
Private Closing Night Party @ Afterglow 6/26
For more information visit www.playajoy.org/faetopia
Curated by Comfort & Joy, a San Francisco arts collective dedicated to promoting queer
culture, expression, self-actualization and community by acting as a
mutual-support society for our members, producing art installations
& organizing special events.
Where
Faetopia Festival
(Inside the old Castro Tower Records space)
2278 Market Street
San Francisco,
CA 94114
Hosted By
Faetopia Festival 2010
The Faetopia Festival transforms an empty
Castro District storefront into visions of the potential future utopias we could create
together (versus the various dystopias that surround us today). Featuring local artistry, an EcoHomo
ecology center, performance art, Cuddle Cinema and future-oriented workshops throughout the
week, Faetopia redefines how
vacant commercial space
can be used to grow our community. Sponsored by Comfort & Joy with support from the Church of Nomenus, Cafe Flore, Eco Homo SF and Taylor's Tonics.
